03 June 2009

Translating English to Jamaican

Copy / Paste from DJ Vadim's MySpace Blog

EN: It's been a long time since I have seen you, girl.
JA: Gal yuh noh dead yet?

EN: Aren't those pants a bit short?
JA: Yuh did a expect flood ar yuh tek yuh measurement inna wata?

EN: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
JA: Aye buff teet bwoy, tap fling up-fling up mi bag dem suh man.

EN: I wish you would quit lying.
JA: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

EN: Yuck!! This is nasty.
JA: Kiss mi neck back!! What a sinting tyase bad an incipid.

EN: Girl, your acne is terrible.
JA: Massi Gad, pickney yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh?

EN: Perspiration odor.
JA: Him smell green.

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